I will try to post a smattering of photos of the events of the Last Days. It will probably be random and unsatisfying. Random end of days event number one:

KIMONO WEARING!!

My favorite ladies decided they wanted to play dress up and took me to a photo studio to get these pictures, usually intended to be used as arranged marriage promo photos. Fingers crossed!

This is the one that's supposed to score me a mate.

Or perhaps this one? Check out the umbrella wielding prowess, fellas!

I was carefully put into place and told to freeze.

Half the preparation time was alotted to getting my hair into this pseudo-beehive. The hair ladies spend the entire hour wondering loudly to each other why a foreigner was planning to get outfitted in a kimono. Notice Tomiko peeking in the corner.

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Next came the several layers of undergarments

Tomiko wrestles me into my kimono. Her massive skills are evident in this impressive bow.

I had a marriage offer by cellphone as soon as I was suited up.

My Laydeez. They put me in front so my head looks gigantic. Guys like big heads, right?