So much to update! Too bad my computer can't take the heat that's sneaking up on Japan, and any time I ask it to do anything remotely strenuous, like post pictures or watch Daily Show clips, the fan starts whirring a million miles an hour, and then I hear

BEEEEEEP.....BEEEEEP.....BEEEEP...... (as in, this computer will self destruct into tiny shards in 3...2...1...)

I've thought about putting it in the freezer. Unwise? Help me out computer folk.